Daddy Pig: HI WHO'S READY TO EAT MY """special"""""""" SWEDISH MEATBALL RECIPE???
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Daddy Pig: wait non me pregnant so i need to kill mumma pig and then go to hospital wanna be my partners in crime???
George & Peppa: y y e s
daddy pig: ok good because she's sleeping
daddy pig: ok come
but all of sudden, mummy pig wakes up, no one knew that, but all I know that she was watching "An anime Minecraft horror american story".
daddy pig: omae
george: SHUT THE censoredddddddd mummy pig
george: wait this is rated 18, so I can swear right?
GEORGE: I CAN SWEAR RIGHT MODS/!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
GEORGE: what even is rated x
Peppa:idiot george, it's aMOVIE GEORGEEEEEEEEEEEE
George: oh okay
mummy pig: wait u tried to kill me , my man???
MUMMA PIGGE: IM SORRY BUT.
DAD PIG: WAIT , NO PLEASE IM SORRY FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU
But then: Sonic the edgehog came along with Suzy
Suzy: im sorry, mumma pig, but sonic has to kill you because you ARE RUDE TO THE BEST CHARACTER IN EXISTENCE BY NOT GIVING HIM HIS GOOGLE PLAY CARD, but also you WILL BE JUDGED for not knowing what a brick is.
Sonic :
brick
brɪk/
noun
noun: brick; plural noun: bricks
- 1.
a small rectangular block typically made of fired or sun-dried clay, used in building.
- bricks collectively as a building material.
- a small rectangular object.
synonimy:block, cube, slab, bar, cake
- British
a child's toy building block.
- 2.
informal
a large and relatively heavy mobile phone, typically an early model with limited functionality.
- a smartphone or other electronic device that has completely ceased to function.
- 3.
Britishinformaldated
a generous, helpful, and reliable person. verb
verb: brick; 3rd person present: bricks; past tense: bricked; past participle: bricked; gerund or present participle: bricking
- 1.
block or enclose with a wall of bricks.
- 2.
Britishinformal
throw bricks at.
SUZY: yes, my dad, you said what a brick is CORRECTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY now it's time to die, pig mom.
george: yes do it
dad pig: yes do it
pep: yes do it
sonic kills mum pig.
sonic the edgehog: now here's your GOOGLE PLAY card, mr. daddy pig.
suzy and sonic ride on a flying pig to home located in Mexico
dad pig: ok kids now we can eat my swedish meatballs recipe and also in 2 days we are going to hospital because i'm pregnant.
pepp and george: ok daddy.
daddeo piggo: alright kids we are in a hotel in mexico right now because america isn't avaible for now, we will go to the HOSPITAL TOMMOROWO.
george: but dad I WANT TO COSPLAY AS HATSUNUNUN MIKU AND THEN HAVE A FAMILY WITH GEORGE W. BUSH IN AMERICA.
peppa: not when I WILL EAT THE PILLS THAT I GOT FROM THE DEALER, AND THEN TURN A LOT
bigger
BIGGER
BIGGER
daddy miku: OH HELP, THE CREATOR HAS RUN OUT OF IDEAS.
*meanwhile, peppa finds her lost shirt that had a text saying "KOOL KLUB KIDS"
creator: i'm bored a
creator: let's move on the next day.
oh by the way, so george meets george bush and they find a bowl.
but i can write that ok.
geroge was angry SO HE ESCAPED and fleed to america
GEORGE: YES IM FREE NOW TIME TO FIND GEORGE W. BUSH
GEORGE: OMG I SEE HIM HE'S AT THE KOOL KLUB!!!!
george: HI WANNA MARRY ME GEORGE
George W. Bush: sure
*later they find a boowlllll that is full of free candy made by free candy people for free candy people, but as george and george bush were free candy people they ate it, but they kept the bowl*
GEORGE: hmmmm LETS GO TO MY DAD BECAUSE HE'S PREGNANT, BUT LATER WE WILL BE PREGNANT OK?
bush: YES. BUT DO YOU LIKE MY american "SWEDISH MEATBALLS", GEORGE???
george: yes daddy
creator: NOW me VERY BOARD, now time to think like an idiot and write random stuff without even thinking.
GEOERGE: NOW I THINK THAT I SHOULD EAT A CHOCOLATE PAPA SMURF BECAUSE I'M SO HUNGRY FOR CHOCOLATE
GEORGE WASHINGTON: BUT WATCH OUT ITS YOUR DAD
DADDA PIG: omhm GEORGE WHY ARE YOU EATING MY GOOGLE PLAY CARD? YOU ARE GORUNED FOR 1000000000000000009 YEARS
DADU PIGU: BUT ANYWAYS THE BABY IS HERE, I NAMED HIM "I SHIP GEORGE AND PEPPA PIG" BUT PEPPA IS EVIL SO SHE SHOOT IT!!!!!
PEPpa: anyways we are going to america tommorow in a
PLANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gego: can i come with my george washington?
chocolate santa claus: yes, my dad.
dadu pigu: ALRIGHT.
IT'S
THE
DAY WHEN WE ARE GOING TO HOSPITAL AND GET OUR SECOND BABY!!!!!
PEPA AND GEORG: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
george and george bush: lets go to the plane and then CAN I CONTROL IT?!!?!??? I MEAN WE
dadu pi: alright, but not forgeto to wear your homer simpsons sock, george. and also shoot the pilots.
homer simpsons sock is thinking about life.
mean wheile dadu pig and ther children and also geroge w bush go to the lpane, they shoot up the pilot and they are happy, thinking about their depression.
george: should we do it
george w. bush: yes, let's drive into the towers.
meanwhile they crashed into mario head, but the plane still worked and had enough fuel to crash down the towers.
MARIO HEAD: ow, watch out you PIGS AND MR. PRESIDENT.
george w. bush: I'M SORRY, MARIO HEAD, BUT YOU SHOULD
MARIO HEAD: oh, veyr sorry, my man. i will take the 100% NO CUSSING challenge, thanks my man.
so, they go to the towers, but when daddy pig realizes they are going to crash he says:
FRICK
BUT AS MARIO HEAD ALONG WITH HIS FRIEND HEAR IT, MARIO HEAD SAYS.
Mario Head: HEY YOU, MR. PIGGY BUT
DADDY PIG: oh no, i'm sorry guess i'm taking the NO CUSSING CHALLENGE.
mario head: well, good luck then.
but anyways the TOWER CRASHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
the only survivor is the homer simpson sock.
the end.